{"id":65,"date":"2004-04-05T17:45:53","date_gmt":"2004-04-05T07:45:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelnielsen.org\/?p=65"},"modified":"2004-04-05T17:45:53","modified_gmt":"2004-04-05T07:45:53","slug":"top-five-lists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelnielsen.org\/blog\/top-five-lists\/","title":{"rendered":"Top five lists"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Top five conversation-stoppers when introduced to a physicist:<\/p>\n<p>5. &#8220;Oh, really.  My brother-in-law&#8217;s in medicine, too.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>4. &#8220;Um&#8230; Ahh&#8230; That must be&#8230;. interesting.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>3. &#8220;Physics was my worst subject in high school.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>2. &#8220;Physics was my best subject in high school.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>1. &#8220;You must be really smart.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Number 1 is especially hard to respond to.  What do you say?  &#8220;Yes&#8221; is right out.  &#8220;No&#8221; isn&#8217;t a whole lot more attractive.  &#8220;Nah, I just cheated on all my exams&#8221; has the benefit of causing interest, but it&#8217;s not necessarily the kind of interest you want in those kinds of situations.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Top five conversation-stoppers when introduced to a physicist: 5. &#8220;Oh, really. My brother-in-law&#8217;s in medicine, too.&#8221; 4. &#8220;Um&#8230; Ahh&#8230; That must be&#8230;. interesting.&#8221; 3. &#8220;Physics was my worst subject in high school.&#8221; 2. &#8220;Physics was my best subject in high school.&#8221; 1. &#8220;You must be really smart.&#8221; Number 1 is especially hard to respond to.&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/michaelnielsen.org\/blog\/top-five-lists\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Top five lists<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-3","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelnielsen.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelnielsen.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelnielsen.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelnielsen.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelnielsen.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelnielsen.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelnielsen.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelnielsen.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelnielsen.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}